Advice, Sarasota0
You Know You’re From Florida When…#YouGetThisList
It’s no secret that the Sunshine State has an incredible amount of differences than her 47 neighbors to the north (Alaska and Hawaii are in leagues of their own) and native Floridians are proud of where they come from. Even if one has only lived in Florida a short while, one starts to understand and even become numb to the noteworthy idiosyncrasies.
You know you’re from Florida when…
- You understand that Florida is three separate states–South FL, Central FL and North FL…all-encompassing strange idiosyncrasies northerners just don’t understand. #FLproblems
- You have a love/hate relationship with winter (non-scorching heat/water’s cold, warm holiday season/Snowbirds) #conflicted
- You know that Snowbird is a word…and you know their timeline. #leavealready
- Anything below 60 degrees and the parkas come out. #freezingtodeath
- Key Lime pie is the only pie. #letthetruthbetold
- UF vs FSU is the biggest rival in sports. #Period
- You are numb to the strangest news stories known to man. #eh
- You are in awe of snow (if you’ve ever seen it.) #winterwonderland
- There are four www.healthcarewell.com/online-pharmacy/ seasons: Hurricane, Lovebug, Tourist, and Summer. #bedifferent
- Publix. #thatwillbeall
- “Up north” still means the deep south. #fact
- The idea of a tanning bed is incredibly absurd. #gooutside
- The scariest thing about a tropical storm is figuring out what beer to bring to the Hurricane Party. #beermebro
- You own more bathing suits than sneakers. #igotmyswimtrunks
- Shoes are for work meetings only. #andmyflippyfloppies
- It is necessary for your “ugly sweater” at Christmas parties to be short sleeved. #heatstroke
- Even if you have a 1 bedroom home you have roommates. #Lizards
- You would rather walk to Tampa from Sarasota than drive during tourist season. #kiddingnotkidding
- You know Disney World better than any tour guide there. #beenhereamilliontimes
- Sunglasses are as pivotal to your survival as drinking water. #neverforget
- You despise the question “where do you go for Spring break?” #northerners…
- Driveways exist in fairy tales. #grassallday
- You are confused why anyone would check the weather in summer…you know what the weather will be. #sameraindifferentday
- Cuban sandwiches just don’t impress you. #oldnews
- You know a tourist when you see one. #lost
